Slightly used cat looking for a home to terrorize.
Answers to the name of Tinkerbell. ( Coney, Tink, Tinky, Tinkwhorebell, Trogdor the Burninator)
Will look cute as a button, puke on the floor, then continue to look cute as a button while you clean up the puke. Then meow because she's hungry.
Is scared of airconditioners, the vet, and the toilet flushing.
Will whore herself out for anyone within petting distance.
Hogs beds and couches but is great for spooning on a cold day.
Loves attention, cat treats and hair elastics to add to the collection under the fridge. Is sworn enemies with her tail.
Will meow if you step into the kitchen, make food or eat food. But does not like people food.
Will play ONLY between the hours of 11:00pm-2:00am. Even if you are sleeping. Even if it means having apartment neighbours bang on the wall because she's knocking things into the wall.
Wants to be petted, but will scratch you if you pet her two seconds longer than she see's fit.
Gloves will come with cat. Likes to play in cat litter and scoop it onto the kitchen floor to roll in. Swiffer coupons come with.
If interested enquire within at piratemeghan (at) hotmail.com. Only interested applicants need apply.
