Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Nap when they should be blogging.
Blog when they should be working.
Watch tv or read when they should be cleaning.
Clean when they should be sleeping because they can't sleep due to napping.
Live off crap food cause they're too busy reading blogs to make something or buy the groceries to make something healthy and yummy.
Feel tired all the time due to possible lack of nutrients and from all the napping. And the staying up cleaning.
Feel broke all the time despite working and seemingly never buying anything (certainly not groceries).
Have tons of clutter and crap (books/clothes/stuff) despite beong broke. Which needs constant cleaning or it'll look messy.
But you can't clean. Cause you're either at work blogging, or at home napping. Or you get tired of living off olives and tatertots and make your way to the grocery store.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
1.) To get my car. Here. In one piece....and I present to you.....
My new boyfriend. His name is Buzz, after Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story) because the fact that it's an Infiniti makes me think of "to infinity and beyond!" This is my third car in less than a year, so I'm hoping to keep this one for awhile.
2.) For my mommy to have an awesome day. She has. She went shopping, didn't cook and was all around appreciated forher fabulousness. I adore and love my mom and the fact that my parents live so far away bums me out sometimes but I was able to see them this weekend and so that was happiness.
3.) Superpowers. Like flying or xray vision (and yes, I'd use it to my advantage to be a creeper) or the ability to know all answers for rock trivia no matter how loaded I am.
And you thought I was gonna wish for a million more wishes or world peace...
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Anyhooooow. They rock at making me not feel like I have water in my ear, and I dig that. Just like the throat that no longer burns of sweet sweet hellfire. But have been noticing that ever since starting these pills I have occured some of the more messed up dreams I've had in quite some time. Observe...
Night 1) My parent arrive with my car* and I'm hella stoked after being carless for seven weeks. But it's not neccesarily the car they promised. In fact rather than showing up in an Infiniti J83 they show up in a 1980's minivan with Infinity spraypainted on the back. I balk that this is my new set of wheels. They get huffy and call me upgrateful. I'm in the mountains and there's a blizzard so I do what anyone would do. Take a nap in the spacious backseat and hope things work themselves out.
Night 2) I have sex with a fellow blogger. In a confession booth. In a mall. With people watching.
Night 3) I'm in a setting that in very horror movie-esque. Such as 2 killers trying to kill me in an institutional building where I keep having to run and find places to hide. There's even the cheeseball part where there's a morgue and I hide under the bedsheet like another body to avoid imminent stabbing to the face.* Somehow I find a secret passageway to a whole other section of the building which is safe from the killers. And I go to the cafeteria and pay 17 dollars for a fajita and am choked at the price. I also notice my ex boyfriend sitting at the cafeteria and I look like ass from all the running and sweating. I debate going back to serial killer ville. Instead I stay and eat and pretend to ignore him.
* The car arrives next Saturday!
* Even though there's a morgue in the building this isn't a hospital
Now lets see what tonight brings...