Thursday, June 12, 2008

Goodbye, My Lover ( I Wish!)

Sorry, I'm taking it hard. I wish I could be the bigger person, but I'm not. I'm still in denial. Don't worry though. I'd still hit it, even if I'm gonna have to be the breadwinner in the family now.

12 comments:

Mike said...

Yea, i'm pretty sure he's got a few million socked away for retirement.

Talking about socked, you'd have to do all the thinking too.

He's probably so dumb from all the hits, he's basically a walking, warm, blood filled dildo.

Wait.

That wouldn't be so bad, now would it? :P

Bruce Johnson said...

Even though we have the Phoenix Coyotes coached by Wayne Gretski, I still don't undersand hockey. Grown men on skates getting into fist fights....I suppose you need to be Canadian.

I think it would be more intersting if it was played like it was in the old days. On a frozen lake, outdoors, under the lights....

but kurling.....I love kurling...like slow motion bowling.

Unknown said...

Mike- He's what I would call "they marrying kind" ;)

Lotus-Wayne Gretzky is like the Obi Won Kenobi of Hockey. And if you love curling rent 'Men With Brooms' Canadian indie comedy about curling that is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I think mispelling Gretzky and curling in the same posting/comment is a federal offence in Canada.

Steph said...

Wow, i thought I had dubious taste in men! lol. Happy belated Birthday too my sweets. xx

Unknown said...

Nick- considering I just had to go to dictionary.com to look up the word dubious, don't judge.

Steph-welcome back, I missed you sexypants.

Sarah K said...

Happy three weeks before your birfday!

You should have let me give you your present today.

maverick said...

hey..belated happy bday..sorry was out of town for a work conference...hope u had a blast :)

Unknown said...

Sarah- no.

Maverick- thanks, but from reading the comments and previous post you dsee that it's not my birthday for another 3 weeks. Well, two now.

Mike said...

I dunno, you might be dissapointed when we meet up in regina for some grazing. I still have my brain, and I talk too.

Sorry.

I do have a penis though.

Miss Caught Up said...

Hockey... fun stuff! When I think of hockey players though, I think if STD. STAY AWAY! :P

Unknown said...

Mike- I'll deal with the talking and stuff but just cause you're pretty.

Fashionista-one in every hundred puck bunnies died of cyphillgonneherpileas each year.