I wanted to be a pirate but settled for being a blogging wench...here are my tales...
the first pic is always welcome :D
aaah.. Tequila.. how I love thee.
Kudos on the Sushi, but you should replace the Tequila with Sake. With the heat on in Southwestern U.S. I have been working in the yard a lot, hat, white cotton, I know about sunburn, but I forgot about my feet....wore sandels this weekend, and now I have striped feet where the sun baked into them.
Tequila makes me want happy and angry and sad all at the same time.
You didn't eat sushi?Also,I bet your chest is burnt too. I think we should also have a look at that.
definitely tequila :-)
Maverick- anything to do with shopping is always welcome.Deutlich- Tequila. Is. Awesome. I owe most of my trainwreck nights and bad decisions to cacti juice.Lotus- Not a fan of sake. Sandal strap burns are the new pink though. Get it!? Chris- same. Lets never drink tequila together.Mike- Mmmm, sushi. No chest burn. Sunburnt nips-yeowtch!Maxie-there's a shot here with your name on it ;)
...and red ant bites on your penis.Wait...nevermind......you were shooting for "GOOD weekend."Well..it WAS good up until that point.F*cking ants.
SNAP! I am sporting some fine rosy-red sunburn too! I was foolish enough to have a sleeveless top on and now I resemble Larry the Cable Guy. Sizzle.As a ginger, I don't tan well - but ideally I can get all my freckles to join up together.
That was me last weekend from mowing the lawn so weird farmer-tan burn. :)Tequila and I don't get along anymore. In my crazy 20's I didn't follow the rule of 1tequila, 2tequila, 3tequila, floor very well and actually did more like 15 shots of Cuervo Gold. The last one I just couldn't shoot and it ended up laying on my tongue which made me gag in a very bad way and while still in the bar, I puked all over my own shoes. Such a sad moment in history, I ruined good shoes, wasted good tequila, and ended up with mild alcohol poisoning and an inability to even smell tequila without gagging. Good times!
Looks like u had a great weekend! (:
Ouchie! At least you had fun this weekend anyways :P
Moooog-is that ants down your pants or are you just happy to see me?Roland- you hit the nail on the head. Redheads don't tan, we unifreckle.Tricia- poor shoes. They died a noble death that night. Angie-it was fab in a completely hedonistic way.Fashionista-true. you're a stylish gal, do you know any shoes that go with red burnt skin?
Sun burn? Ouch!
Dude. No fun! I need a tan so bad but I'm afraid I'm just going to burn :(
Nick-aloe is my homeboy.Liquid-and all these topic points love you. Except my sunburn.Jamie- but then we'll match like a bad sweater set!
im gonna use my imagination as to which are the 5....
Slyde-good call :P
I haven't had a tan since I spent two weeks in Bali in 1984. Cricketers' tans (aka farmers' tans) don't count. I sympathize with tricia, one too many and the taste for it is ruined forever.
Lad Litter- mmmm, farmers tan :P And there's a reason I haven't drank coolers since 1998.
i meant the gal in the pic...but i think i m gonna enjoying goin shopping with u..if i get a chance to :)
Oh dear - I couldn't resist helping mysel to the sex and tequila pics for future use ...Sorry about that.
sounds like the best damn week ever..even better would be spending one day with all of the festivities
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