I think I shall make a second blog. An even more secret blog. You'll have to be the Nancy Drew of the web to find it. It'll involve a password and if I could have it with a secret passage way, I would.
I now have readers. Yes, I blame you. Six months ago I blogged about NOTHING to my little hearts content. And noone cared. I'd blog about holes in my underoos and why Miranda was only hot in Season Six of SATC. If I didn't blog about it, I at least wanted to.
But now I feel I have to have posts that are funny. Or witty. Or at least will hold their own. Lord knows they don't but still. I mean, you guys have some pretty freaking awesome blogs. Great pictures, funny stories, wacky anedotes. And I have LOLcatz and drinking stories. I'd like to say, well who cares if noone reads my blog other than myself and those I pay to. But the truth is, without you guys I'm just another girl sitting at home on a Friday night crying cause Jimmy won't ask her to the dance.
It's true. And we both know it.
Blogger people are some of the funniest and wittiest people I have ever not met. Well read with great and wordly perspectives. I worry this day will come...
Blog post Don't you guys love the new Miley Cyrus single? I never thought I'd love Disney again since they killed off Mufasa, but dammit that Hannah Montana has won my heart
and it'll be met by the longest silence my comment bar has ever had followed by....
"I can't believe I tagged that girl in my meme once....you think you know someone," woth a forlorn shaking of the head....
"Once I read a story of hers and thought, hey we would have fun drinking together. Now I see she's just a dirty Hannah Montana lover."
"We were gonna meet up in Regina and graze... I feel sick just thinking about it."
It's blog suicide.
And I cannot let it happen. So this blog shall be reserved for perpective, trainwreckiness, and the occasional insight into nothing. Cause really, I owe it to the blogging community. And cause your comments are the green laces in my Chuck Taylors.
But no, seriously, I really do like the new single.