With each Halloween that passes I notice a growing trending of well, shrinking clothes. Granted, I'm no longer a child growing up on the border of Alaska with costumes made to fit over top of snowsuits. (Although it was convienent for the year I went as Staypuff).
But the barometre still is far from warm and yet the skirts continue to get shorter and the tops smaller. I'm not one to talk as I had a sexy Robin costume to go with my man's Batman, but at what point is the bar stretched a little too far? Sexy nuse? Hell yeah. Sexy pirate? Harrrdly wrong? But sexy ghostbuster? Sexy Hermoine? Sexy ladybug?
I say if we're going to push, fly over and bastardize the bar the lets just keep on going and not look in the rearview mirror. Hence some of the costumes I have come up with...
Sexy sanitization worker.
(Your garbage can or mine?)
Sexy resident care attendant.
(You'll never look at a catheter bag the same again)
Sexy meat grinder.
(mmmm, fresh meat)
Sexy wombat costume.
(Help repopulate an endangered species)
The list can keep going on and on, but you get the hint.Think about it. But know I patented these costumes first ;)