The Sh%$ That Falls Out of My Head

Random Celebrity Updates

1.) Like most women and some men I want to have sexytime with Edward Cullen.(Twilight) NOT Robert Pattinsen or whatever his name is. Nope, poop on him. It's the dead guy I want to have sex with. Kinda creepy being that he's a teenager, but I figure that he's a lot older than me in vampire years so it all balances out. And even creepier with the fact that my concern is with his age. Not the fact that he's, you know. Dead.


2.) I love Britney's music and remember tying up my shirts and singing along to 'Baby One More Time' and getting my belly button pierced after she got hers done. She is my music video sexpot. That being said, how does anyone else not see that she still has crazy in her eyes. Like super crazy. It's just being carefully smothered by a sea of publicists and management with vice grips, puppet strings and a constant supply of Starbucks and Ativan. I'm telling you love her or not she's still eyeballin the pink wig and practicing her British accent into a hairbrush. Mark my words.

3.) Does anyone else find Hilary Duff's new attempt of sexy music videos much in the same vein as watching your little sister dress up in heels and lipstick shaking what isn't there to old Madonna music videos? Yeah.

4.) I want to go to a T.I. concert so he can sign my boobs and talk about sex that's wet and nice. As apposed to the sandpaper sex that's nice.


Random Life Updates

1.) If diet coke had a penis and similar life goals, I would marry it.


2.) Meet my new handbag, Claudia. I love her. Whoever says material items can't bring you happiness obviously doesn't have the same bag.

3.) I bought a fridge full of veggies to make yummy dinners throughout the week. But still managed a dinner of tomato soup. And a box of chocolate chip cookies. A BOX.

4.) Normally I oooooze Christmas out of every pore and am that person you want to kill because I'm humming Christmas tunes first week of Nov. This year, bahumbug. None yet, even with Eggnog Lattes and christmas tarts coming into the roster.

5.) If you have about an hour of time to kill *cough*work*cough* go check out my friend Nick's blog. He posted some of the quotes that have come from the people he knows over the years (all the way back from when we were a couple of spritely college kids) and to say they are embarrassingly and offensively awesome is an understatement. 5 years of hilarity and stupidity in the making. Note, I am going to repeat that they are offensive.

That is all.