Saturday, November 29, 2008

The Sh%$ That Falls Out of My Head

Random Celebrity Updates

1.) Like most women and some men I want to have sexytime with Edward Cullen.(Twilight) NOT Robert Pattinsen or whatever his name is. Nope, poop on him. It's the dead guy I want to have sex with. Kinda creepy being that he's a teenager, but I figure that he's a lot older than me in vampire years so it all balances out. And even creepier with the fact that my concern is with his age. Not the fact that he's, you know. Dead.


2.) I love Britney's music and remember tying up my shirts and singing along to 'Baby One More Time' and getting my belly button pierced after she got hers done. She is my music video sexpot. That being said, how does anyone else not see that she still has crazy in her eyes. Like super crazy. It's just being carefully smothered by a sea of publicists and management with vice grips, puppet strings and a constant supply of Starbucks and Ativan. I'm telling you love her or not she's still eyeballin the pink wig and practicing her British accent into a hairbrush. Mark my words.





3.) Does anyone else find Hilary Duff's new attempt of sexy music videos much in the same vein as watching your little sister dress up in heels and lipstick shaking what isn't there to old Madonna music videos? Yeah.

4.) I want to go to a T.I. concert so he can sign my boobs and talk about sex that's wet and nice. As apposed to the sandpaper sex that's nice.


Random Life Updates

1.) If diet coke had a penis and similar life goals, I would marry it.


2.) Meet my new handbag, Claudia. I love her. Whoever says material items can't bring you happiness obviously doesn't have the same bag.






3.) I bought a fridge full of veggies to make yummy dinners throughout the week. But still managed a dinner of tomato soup. And a box of chocolate chip cookies. A BOX.

4.) Normally I oooooze Christmas out of every pore and am that person you want to kill because I'm humming Christmas tunes first week of Nov. This year, bahumbug. None yet, even with Eggnog Lattes and christmas tarts coming into the roster.

5.) If you have about an hour of time to kill *cough*work*cough* go check out my friend Nick's blog. He posted some of the quotes that have come from the people he knows over the years (all the way back from when we were a couple of spritely college kids) and to say they are embarrassingly and offensively awesome is an understatement. 5 years of hilarity and stupidity in the making. Note, I am going to repeat that they are offensive.
That is all.

11 comments:

Deutlich said...

I agree - Britney is STILL all kinds of in need of help.

Paula said...

Oh I am sooo with you on the Britney thing too - much as I love her, she looks like she might go off the rails again at any given moment . . .

Jamie said...

So RPattz is totally sexy even not in Edward character. The accent makes me melt.

I love Brit to death. I think she is pushing to hard to soon though. I does seem like she has some support now though and hopefully she is getting the help she needs. Circus is pretty good but Blackout was way better.

Meghan said...

Deutlich/Paula- agreed.

Jamie- to be fair I haven't seen him in anything else, but agree that accents make me melt like butter. I agree Brit is in a better place but the 'comeback' is a bit rushed. And Blackout was better.

Slyde said...

If you want, i can pour some Diet Coke ON my penis, if it helps you any...

Kelsey said...

I heart your and your crazy mind.

Mike said...

Comparing Britney to Madonna, so subtle, so brilliant!

Arv said...

Hello Meghan...

First visit here...

LOL... your post was funny... Britney who? lol...

Nice handbag and I like my diet coke just the way it is :)

Have a nice evening mate.. cheers...

ash said...

TOTES agree about edward from twilight and diet coke!
but i love my britt britt no matter how crazy she is;)

Love your blog BTW

Bruce said...

I think it is evident that 'crazy' is the new in thing. Brittany and Lindsay just try and out do one another in the weird department. Tweens don't want to see normal and nice, they want whacked out and psycho.

Nice Hand Bag....

..oh, and I have spray painted my entire body to look like a Diet Coke can.....wanna meet up in Vegas?

Meghan said...

Slyde-I like to crush the cans when done. Would that apply as well?

Kelsey- muah, back atcha lovely.

Mike- I didn't compare Britney to Madonna, I compared her to a big ol bag of crazy. I compared Hillary Duff to watching a kid sing Madonna. Reread it. I'll wait:)

Arv- thanks, and thanks for visiting!

Ash-thanks for the visit. And I still have love for BritBrit I just think she's far from where people are implying.

Bruce- good observation about starlets today. Crazy sells papers. And I can't do Vegas this weekend, but maybe next.