Sunday, April 12, 2009

To the Batcave, Robin!


So, I had sex this weekend in a Robin costume, while making a grilled cheese by a man wearing a Robin cape.


And I didn't even burn the grilled cheese.


But lets back up a minute.....


It was with a man I have been crushing on for 3 years. Three motherfucking years of sexual tension built up. All because I was having a dance off with a guy at the bar (I lost purely on a technicality) at the bar when blindly drunk and this disgustingly hot stranger offered to judge. However since I saw his talking to the acquaintance earlier I figured him to be an impartial judge so decided to tell him his judging would be unnecessary.


By telling him to go fuck himself and go away. And that just cause he was hot doesn't mean I give a shit.


We ran into each other one week later at the same bar. I laughed, he pursued even harder. He's bad news; too witty and he knows it. Good looking and he knows that too. Charisma and charm in one package. Within four minutes of conversation I knew I'd sleep with him. Within five minutes, I knew his name. One problem though, he had a girlfriend. Almost three years later, problem solved. They broke up. Slight problem, I had a boyfriend. Problem solved, break up via text. A good friendship developed along the way over the years, with no apologies for a flirtation underneath.


He's a man I don't know whether to kiss or punch half the time, and I don't apologize for that either. We don't talk often but when we do, it's for hours on end. We both dressed up as Robin for Halloween. My costume was superior. He disagreed.


And then it lead to Friday....


Where does it go from here? I don't know, and I don't really care. But I do know that I'm never going to look at grilled cheeses in the same way again.

18 comments:

Joyless Prole said...

"we're broken up lol"

I guess it's better than just changing your myspace status to single and not returning his calls.

The Divine Miss M said...

Kinky ;)

Paula said...

brilliant!!! :) i'm happy for you. looks like we both had fun this weekend!

Meghan said...

Joyless- you misinterpet the context, grossly. They broke up in the fall just as MY EXBOYFRIEND DUMPED ME IN THE FALL. I did not pursue while he was in a relationship, neither did he. It's been almost six months for both of us.

Divine- welcome back, baby!

Paula- I read your post and had a great laugh. Glad we're both back in the zone :)

...love Maegan said...

ahahahahah hilarious!!!

Holy Grilled Cheese Batman!

love it.

Joyless Prole said...

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was pretty funny, though.

Sarah K said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAaaaaaa

I love you.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Or better still, imagine when you have kids and on Halloween they say "Mum, I want to dress up as Robin"

Ha.

Mike said...

Wellll I hope you either got that HIV test you were talking about or he wrapped it up.

Unless he's been talking about getting a HIV test too.

In which case, it's only slightly less risky.

Safety first, they always tell me at work. Thank god they don't have casual sex fridays ;)

Slyde said...

why the heck were you in a robin costume in april? ya lost me there...

Kelsey said...

Bow chicka wow wow.....atta girl Megs! Now let's hop in the Batmobile and off to Red Lobster!

Bruce said...

Within four minutes of conversation I knew I'd sleep with him. Within five minutes, I knew his name....this has to be one of the best blog lines written by a woman, I have ever read.

....and I bet the grilled cheese tasted REALLY good afterward.....

Meghan said...

Maegan- LOL

Joyless-it happens.

Sarah- I love you too!

Please Don't Eat...- Now that would be karma.

Mike- condoms are my friend. And that could make the office a whole lot more bearable ;)

Slyde- we didn't actually see each other at Halloween (he's from out of town) and it took until now to compare costumes....

Kelsey- I have some coupons in my utility belt. Off we go!

Bruce- Best grilled cheese of my life so far!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

Grilled cheese and sex?! AWESOME.

LiLu said...

Is it bad that the part I'm most impressed by is the fact that you didn't burn the grilled cheese?

Leanne said...

As She Told Me This Story..I Made A Grilled Cheese. BUT Had To Add My Own Meat To The Sammy. A Jealously Delicious Sammy.

PorkStar said...

I think the kitchen is becoming the new arena for anything raunchy. Well, it's been like that for a while and grilled cheesing while getting drilled is just as normal as ...

well everything is normal nowadays.

Meghan said...

Chelsea- they really do go hand in hand.

Lilu- No, i am too.

Leanne- hahahahahaha

Porkstar- Kitchen is the new S&M dungeon.