Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Yoga Class



The Yogi, and The Student:

This is a time for love, for peace for showing love to those who are close in your heart. To your family. To your friends. To the people in your life. To the people that need love. To the people you do not like. Do not harbour negative energy, show them love. Feel deep down in your centre, the love you have and think about who and what you love.

I love Subway.

And relax. Take yourself to the floor. Breathe in and out. Breathe deep from inside and feel yourself stretching and relaxing all points. Close your eyes and let your mind and your body relax....
I have to fart. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT. K, better now.
......

Yoga is still a work in process.

8 comments:

Mike said...

Yoga farting is ok.

I mean, you are supposed to relax.

Farting during oral sex is not ok.

Even if you are relaxed.

Paula said...

seriously cannot abide yoga.

its sooooo boooorrrriiiinnn . . .

sorry, i just fell asleep.

I will NEVER be a yoga convert, put it that way!

Melissa W said...

LOL, you are such a classy lady!

Random Musings Of My Life said...

lol
My fav yoga is Bikram. I try to hold my farts cause the room is 105 degrees... umm yeah not so forgivable

FoggyDew said...

Thanks for the sort-laugh. A lovely way to end the day.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

This is hysterical cause I've ttoally been there.

Meghan said...

Mike- good advice. I'll stop doing that in the future.

Paula- I find it's a good work out even if I get bored.

Melissa- and dignified too!

RMOML- I've not brave enough yet for that one. Power to you!

Foggy Dew- your welcome

Chelsea- glad it's not just me!

Bina said...

I'm with Paula. Can NOT deal with boring Yoga. But if more people farted, at least I could laugh! LOL