And for some reason won't add me. Booo. I wonder if it's cause profile pictures like these....
oh and can't forget...
And status updates like these....
Meghan L is wondering if a lapdance will help her get onto Santa's nice list, or if it'll push her farther onto the naughty one.
Meghan L refuses to get sick this week. Germs need to respect that I am a busy woman with no time for their nonsense.
Meghan L thinks Christmas shopping would be far more acceptable if I was allowed to fight through the crowds with a flamethrower and had a constant IV hookup of Ativan. Or Moonshine.
Meghan L has mistletoe on her belt.
Meghan L is dreaming of a white Christmas....white beaches, white swooshing waves, white...
Meghan L isn't on Team Edward or Jacob, she's on Team Jailbait With No Shirts On.
Meghan L declares herself the Director of Caffinated Things. Praise me as your morning savior.
Meghan L is Trixie Firecracker.
Meghan L doesn't take nicely to the term 'Cougar' and prefers 'Dried Up Sex Panther', thankyouverymuch.
Meghan L wants a drink and it's only 9am. New high or new low?
Meghan L has taken to piecing together the night with photographs, text logs and bank transactions.
Meghan L is on her third cup of coffee and tweaking like Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday night. Chamomile tea will be her downer.
Meghan L would like her order of pasta to come with a side of stretchy pants.
Meghan L is wondering if getting the H1N1 vaccine if you've had it already is kinda like trying to screw back your virginity.
Meghan L went grocery shopping this eve. Caught a whiff of weed down the snack aisle. Immediately had the urge to add m&m's to the cart. Well played Save On, well played.
Meghan L is going to taking up ballet AND kickboxing. So she can look graceful while kicking your ass.