Monday, January 19, 2009

Sunshine and Lollipops!

I'm not going to post about how I got a computer virus exactly 14 days after my three year warranty expired. And how the soul sucking company known as Future Shop told me that I'd get it back for roughly 50 dollars in three days. And how that actually meant 8 days at the rate of 200 dollars.

Nope not gonna post about that.

I'm also not going to post about how I've finally gotten my credit card down to a payable amount only to have to get an emergency root canal which will probably need a crown. Even with dental coverage, that's another 400 + down the drain. Ouch. And after paying for the trip and my computer repair bill I have no choice but to put it on my credit card.

Not gonna post about that either.

I'm also not going to post about how my landlord is away on vacation to Hawaii for a month which is also around the time I suspect the hot water tank to be on the spitz. One minute warm water followed by frigid ice water rain does not a good morning make. Or the fact that my neighbours have really, really loud sex (sometimes with a third) and the thin walls does little to provide a barrier for the noise or the vibrations. Yick.

Not even gonna mention that. Cause like the other stuff it's all very depressing and negative and January is depressing and negative as is.

So instead I'm going to discuss things I like:
Patrick Swayze in Hot Pants, Foods that are Microwaveable and Preferably Cheesy,
Toy Story, Are You Being Served, Hot Chocolate with Mini Marshmallows,
Puppies, Space Monkies, Vulgar T-shirts, All Wine that Comes in a Bottle, Kitties,
Big ol Bear Hugs Like You Mean It, Warm Socks, Good Books, 10% Teacher's Discount,
The Weather Network's-Varedero Link, Tanning Beds, The Veronica's, Obamarama,
Body Butter, Any Food on a Stick, Yoga Pants Worn All Day Long,,
Canadian Tire Money, Turtles, Dolphins, Dilbert, The Real World: Brooklyn,
Set for Life Scratch Tickets, Under Eye Creams, Lava Lamps, Earls Food,
Poutine at any time of the Day-with Double Cheese,
Not Work Related Emails on the Email Work Server,
Learning Spanish Through CD-The Lazy Way, Dollar Store Treasures, Bunnies,
Robert Pattison, Discovering Blogs, Blog Comments, Happy Nappy Time,
Old Married with Children Re-runs

Much better


Leanne said...

Well I Hate To Break It You,But All The While Helping Justify Your Day. Statistically Speaking Jan 19 Is Know As The Most Depressing Day Of The Year. Good News My Love It Is Over. VIVA LA CUBA!!! Good Day To You! XOXO

Slyde said...

Patrick Swayze in hot pants?

i was with you until that :)

Deutlich said...

woah. loud threesomes?!

unless I'm IN IT, I don't wanna hear it.

Paula said...

mmm, hot chocolate and mini marshmallows! may have to have some of that right now!

Lanette said...

Good post. I am also a fan of many things on that list - including hot chocolate with mini marshmallows. I prefer to eat the marshmallows before the disolve approximately one nanosecond after the hot water hits them.

I will pretend I didn't read the part about Future Shop since the second half of my common-law-relationship-bank-account depends on its prosperity :)

Meghan said...

Leanne- thanks love, you just made my day.

Slyde- LIES! :P

Deutlich- my thoughts, precisely.

Paula- haha, I'm drinking some right now.

Lanette-I meant to say Office Depot?...yeah. Good save.

Rebekah said...

I had to re-read the happy list 3 times to shake the stink of the list of depressing things you are not writing about.

I am having something microwaved and cheesy right now, btw, so I raise my ham and cheese Hot Pocket to you and your coolness under pressure. My neighbors would have gotten kidney punches if I were you. Cheers!