Sunday, January 31, 2010

2010 Grammys Wrap Up Report

After doing a wrap up for the 2009 VMA's its only fitting to do a recap of the 2010 Grammy Awards of course. If you haven't seen it, it's okay you'll get the gist with these highlights.


  • Lady Gaga could eat a kitten on stage and seriously in my world she can do no wrong. Although I suspect if there was only one pair of sequined sunnies we would have seen Elton John and Lady Gaga have a bitchslap fight to the death on stage.
  • Some people carry pepper spray on them. Lady GaGa ups the ante.

    • The oldest Jonas brother seems to smile more since he's gotten laid. Don't worry little brothers, you'll get your chance one day. Until they keep Blue Steeling.

    • Green Day weren't relevant at the VMA's. They still aren't here. No seriously. They aren't.

    • Beyonces outfit was clearly designed by her mother. That wasn't a compliment. Although her ability to crotch grab and headbang in a dress is seriously impressive.

    • Rihanna- I'm glad you made it here despite all the shit you went through at this time last year. But get counselling for your problems. The doves on your outfit didn't deserve it.

    No, seriously. What did they do to you?



    I have no idea who this woman is but have now dubbed her 'Double D Tits McGee'

    • Taylor Swift is precious. Like if the Easter Bunny and Mother Teresa had sex and out popped a faberge egg and it hatched Taylor Swift. Yeah, that precious.

    • Is it possible to be scared of/turned on by someone at the same time? Yes. Her name is Pink. And it would be worth the risk.

    • Miley Cyrus and Black Eyed Peas are bearable if you put the tv on mute. And turn away from it.

    • Who is Lady Antebellum, and how do I not know about them? This rock sure is cozy and provides great shade.

    • Alice Cooper, you will always make me wanna tease my hair, rim my eyes with black and dance on tables to 'Poison'. Thank you for that. Katy Perry, you can die now. And take Russell Brand with you. EDIT. I just saw this on twitter and Russell has since redeemed himself. Rusty Rockets -Grammies? Is that how much coke you need to stay awake through em? LoooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooong. Well played Russell, well played.

    • I'm sure the Zac Brown band is lovely. So if they could nicely give the Best New Award artist to The Ting Tings it would be greatly appreciated, thankyouverymuch.

    • A legion of people shed a tear during the Michael Jackson tribute for not keeping their 3D glasses from Avatar.

    • 'Living on a Prayer' is known to cause incessant air guitar, hip shaking, and singing into any object near by. There is no known cure.

    • Dave Matthews Band are fantastically mellow. Unfortunately that translates to kinda boring when not baked. Yeah, hate me but I went there.

    • Quentin Tarentino sounds like a WWE announcer. But Eminem, Drake and Travis Barker all together is a supergroup I can get behind. Or underneath. What?

    Thanks for tuning in to my recap of the 2010 Grammy report and don't fret about your need to upcoming celebrity observations and judgement. The Oscars are right around the corner!...

    *All photos are shanked from www.msn.ca Please don't sue me.





    23 comments:

    Wanderlusting said...

    Agree about everything especially A) Dave Matthews Band is horrendously boring and I hate how everyone expects everyone else to like them and B) I surprisingly liked the rap supergroup. Probably because I still love Eminem and I always gotta support a Canadian, even if they were on Degrassi

    P said...

    I can't get past the mental image of the easter bunny and mother teresa having sex.

    Your mind is weirder than mine...

    Anonymous said...

    I've been down with Lady A for a while now, having worked five years in country radio...but I have to admit...I've heard about him a lot but never have I seen Drake before last night and the whole performance, and i liked, i kept thinking "it's Jimmy Brooks!...but wait, what would Jimmy Brooks be doing at the Grammy's...this is a school night for him". So that is him after all. Thankyou wanderlusting.

    This rock sure is cozy and provides great shade for me as well.

    Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

    Great description of the conception of Taylor Swift. Very accurate.

    I betcha there's some bitterness in that sweetness, though. We just have to wait until she's been jaded a little more by her fame.

    Crystal said...

    I'd like to know how Lady Gaga did not take home album of the year? I mean I love Taylor Swift... but Gaga should have got some credit.
    Ummmm the Ting Tings? Barf.
    Lady Antebellum is my fav :) Along with Zac Brown Band... The Highway on Sirius has made me addicted to country music.
    Can I just say... they need to have a channel on TV that doesn't bleep out half of a performance... Eminem and Lil Wayne would have been much more enjoyable if I knew what they were rapping about...

    Kyla Roma said...

    "Like if the Easter Bunny and Mother Teresa had sex and out popped a faberge egg and it hatched Taylor Swift." LOL

    Yes yes yes!!

    Amber (Girl with the red hair) said...

    LOL. I TOTALLY MUTED THE TV WHEN MILEY CYRUS CAME ON.

    I felt the need to shout that.

    Thanks for making my Monday morning that much better with this post :D

    Bruce said...

    I am glad I missed them....this wrap up was enough for me.

    Adrienne Hadaway said...

    HA! I agree for the most part (especially about Taylor Swift's preciousness) but don't dis Beyonce - she's flawless and wonderful! I love her! And, that may have been the first time I've ever thought of Eminem as sexy but...yeah. They were amazing.

    Kirsty said...

    I never thought I'd see Taylor Swift's name in a sentence about bestiality. Fair play Meghan.... fair play.

    missrandell said...

    This isn't totally related, but am I the only person who feels like the name "Lady Antebellum" is dangerously un-PC?

    Also, I wonder how much longer Lady Gaga can milk this whole "I'm wearing dead things and rubber" shtick.

    Wow. I'm a hater.

    walkingonsunshine18 said...

    I laughed out loud when I read your comment about the oldest Jonas brother! HAHAHAHA

    Christopher said...

    I'm glad I didn't watch it. I get the feeling your recap is much more entertaining and contains all I need to know.

    LiLu said...

    What I would give to have been watching it with you.

    Slyde said...

    i was very impressed by Pink.

    Adrienne Hadaway said...

    Aw, thanks! Those are great ideas - I love the scrapbook idea in particular.

    Mike said...

    I couldn't read the rest of this post because the picture of Lady GaGa emotionally scarred me.

    Amy --- Just A Titch said...

    Your description of Taylor Swift's birth made me spit out my coffee in hysterics, lol.

    Kirsty said...

    Oh, and I nominated you for a GLOB! I know that sounds gross, but it's actually a Gorgeous Ladies of Blogging Award!
    http://kirstyroad.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-award-hooray.html

    Children of the 90s said...

    I laughed out loud about the Jonas brother thing. I'm sure it's true!

    miku said...

    This was better than watching the show :D

    Mrs. Holly Hall said...

    ug. missed it. truly sad.

    and yeah.

    at first i was all like Shut up lady gaga with your trying to hard to be arty outfits and now, dammit!!!

    IMMA FAN LATELY!! SHE DONE GROWN ON MES!!

    ;)

    Idle said...

    This blog alone has told me everything I ever needed to know about this years grammies!!!