Tuesday, January 8, 2008

You Know You're Getting Older When...

You have a hellish day of work that makes you want to scream and cry and burn the mother _______ office to the ground. When you get home you want to have a tall, strong drink and a cigarette. You want to punch people in the face who look at you the wrong way, you want a football team to accidentally show up looking for directions and you want the night to turn into an adventure that'll make Harold and Kumar jealous for months. Drugs and mayhem, sex and bloodlust. Vulgarity and no remorse.

But instead you make some pasta and have a nap. Maybe tomorrow.

4 comments:

maverick said...

well thats a sign of havin a long day at work..n not old age..most techies out here in india suffer this day in day out..so jus a tiring day i believe..i m sure the booze,ciggys n all will follow soon

cheers!!

Anonymous said...

and rant about it in a blog

L said...

or you could just rub one out mega-licious *wink* then have drink and a bath.

and to the rant person..go fist yourself

Meghan said...

Simmer down, simmer down...
Thanks for the nice words Maverick and the sound advice anonymous #3.

And yes I do have a tendancy to rant on my blogs and have felt the need to remove posts the day after writing them....but they are my thoughts at the time and even if dramatic or whiney they are mine to write.To remove it or deny the blog of those posts I choose to write would be denying who the feelings at the time. I'm not going to apologize for feeling that way at the time, but if people do find the blog too ranty either 1.) find a constructive way to say so or 2.) don't come here anymore