Dear Santa,
I know it’s about six weeks away from Christmas still, but I know you’re a busy man so I thought I’d let you have a heads up on this years wish list. Remember, organization (and cheap elf labour) is the key to success.
This year my list isn’t that grand, but I do have a lot of specifics so you’re going to want to check this list twice. And don’t bother asking already cause you know I prefer naughty over nice. But this year I tried hard and short of a grilled cheese night, have been doing good things, so try to keep that in your sight.
This year I want a shiny diamond ring, a nice tennis bracelet or other forms of bling.
A new dvd player, one that doesn’t fall apart. A Super Nintendo complete with accessories to play Duck Hunt and Mario Cart.
If you could pay off my VISA, it would be better than any present you could wrap. I know that would ensure you one visit of sitting on your lap.
Some new boots, a winter jacket, and some skinny hipster jeans. Perhaps from Rich and Royal, so that I can feel just like a queen.
A new bed with headboard, one that doesn’t creak. The neighbours would appreciate the discretion, as a mattress that doesn’t squeak.
Some chocolates, and coffees and gourmet herbal teas, some Starbucks cards and don’t forget chocolate gelato please.
A new Macbook and cell phone, one that I cannot break. Oh and some vegetarian casserole recipes that even I can make.
A sweet pair of yoga pants, straight from Lulu Lemon, with a matching water bottle and yoga pants would be my ideal piece of heaven.
Of course I’m going to save the best for last and I hope you don’t think I’m a prick. But a nice guy, with manners and smarts and at least a six inch…
Love,
Meghan
12 comments:
I heart you. I love this list!
lol nice nice list
I'll just take the paid off VISA.
...and a Brazilian hottie for a maid if I needed to get demanding.
"Of course I’m going to save the best for last and I hope you don’t think I’m a prick. But a nice guy, with manners and smarts and at least a six inch…........(who isn't a socio-path).
(really, just 6 inches?, thats all?)
Fabulous list and I loved the last line in particular.
Me too, Santa, me too... ;)
I'm with Ben. Just pay my billz, Santa Baby.
Or some type of magical, talking pony.
HAHA! Love it!
...a six inch sub from Subway?
LOL - can I ALSO get a Super Nintendo! OMG! Awesome.
PS now following you on Twitter...you better entertain me!
Ahahahahahaha! You are my hero, Christmas style!
I think I need some Lulumon (sp)...I keep reading rave reviews!
Stevie-thanks
Porkstar- subtle isn't it :P
Ben- oh I hear you there. Maybe I can get one to do split shifts?
Bruce- hey it's the season of being giving!
P- I'm sure Santa can duplicate ;)
missrandell- with the right pharmaceuticals, at least one of those can happen!
Jennifer- thanks!
Organic Meatbag- you know I don't eat meat ;)
Wanderlisting- I'd forgotten about twitter, but figure the first step in entertainment is using it again, so will do!
Lilu- thanks. And welcome back, love.
Elizabeth Marie- I've never owned a pair either, but they seem like the chanel of yogapants so am intrigued.
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