My friend Al (Alistair when I'm feeling refined) is passing through town and has placed himself at home at my place for the evening. He's currently watching the hockey game, while well fed and I'm surfing the internet. And although the food I fed him is a little healthier than in college and our night tamer than others, I'd be lying if it's not a throwback. Often in college Al would be over at our place eating Kraft Dinner, drinking beer and watching the game. Lives and locations change, but sometimes it's easy to go back to a routine you didn't even know is ingrained.
So to celebrate, I'm going to jack a few of the quotes off my friend Nick's blog from when we were all in college, cause we may be a little older, and a little wiser, but underneath it all, we're still saying the same stupid shit years later...
"What we need to do is torch the classrooms, burn down the clocktower, and murder our teachers." - Melissa
"If you cry and bake cakes you can manipulate people." - Melissa
"It's friday, I'm naked and I'm drinking. It's a good day." - Meghan
"I'm going to go up to random people and go 'Word to your mother!'...see how many time I get punched out." - Meghan
"I'm a worthless piece of skin!" - Al
Al: What kind of party ends at 1 AM?
Nick: The kind that starts at noon.