Sunday, November 1, 2009
When you don't remember the night before due to excessive alcohol consumption there are certain keys to piecing together the night.
1.) Check that there isn't anyone in your bed with you, you have your housekeys, wallet and so forth.
2.)Ask friends what happened.More than likely they are in the same boat but together you can start to make a semblance of an evening.
3.)Check for photos, text logs, and bank transactions to show you where you've been, who you texted and what you found important to record.
4.) Wait for people's messages/writing on your wall on facebook.Don't be shy, when they say "Ohmigod, I can't believe what happened last night!" ask, point blank, "What happened." Also new friend requests are a good way to start figuring it out.
5.) Hope that the colourful vomit you're expelling will show what shots you did, what post bar food was? Too much? Yeah, but it may help.
6.) Try to muster up the dignity to go back to the bar to ask why you got kicked out.
7.) Know that even if your outfit didn't start out with a duct taped shoe, the night ended with one. Poor, poor shoe.
8.) And last but not least maybe hide out for a few days to see that since you don't remember, everyone else will forget what happened.
Fuck. This is why I don't drink anymore.