I've always been one of the guys. It's a blessing and a curse. And tonight when out for coffee with my guy friends it made me wonder if it's the reason I'm single. Not cause I have tons of guy friends. But because the following can come up into conversation casually....
-sleeping with your mom
-sleeping with my mom
-phallic cupcakes
-'special' christmas cookies
-the proper way to get carted out a bar
-how drinking leads to Bad Decisions
-how we should drink this Friday
-rating the Starbucks clientelle on their 'sexability'
-would a lesbian vampire go down on a mortal on the rag or would that lead to death?
-masturbating with butter in a pinch
And would you believe everyone at the table is on the edge of 30? I'm never getting laid again.
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Phallic Cupcakes? Coolio! With cream filled centers!
I think a guy might be ok masturbating with butter but I would worry about the milk proteins/ bacteria causing difficulty for a female.
I know how you feel. I have way more guy friends. I tried dating one of them once - disaster. But the conversations cannot be beat.
This made me giggle and I love that you added you all are almost 30. You know what, it is important to stay young at heart and to have a sense of humor, you guys are doing both well (lol).
You hang in there, true love will hit you when you are not even looking:)
I am catching up on my blog reading and I loved your Ativan story, too funny!
I am glad you are doing NaBloPoMo I have missed you:)
I love the fact that you say you had went for COFFEE, this wasn't even alcohol induced...
You can masturbate with butter?
The last two made me a little stomach sick.
i prefer margerine....
Very defeinately a guy sort of topic "would a lesbian vampire go down on a mortal on the rag or would that lead to death?"....this is going to have me thinking for a while.
Ahahaha, you're going to lovve my blog post tomorrow then. It's all about guys and girls being friends :P
I've never been one of the guys, myself, though. Although, I would have liked to eavesdrop on your convo last night!
That sounds like my kind of crew. Creative stuff to talk about!
Being one of the guys is fun, for the most part. Boobs and Butts~!
MsDarkstar-it was definately a guy who thought ofthat one.
Kirsty-one of them is actually an ex from years past, but as you can see it's all in the wind now.
Lucy-thanks, lovely. Ativan and guy friends keep this ball rolling!
P-it's even messier when alcohol is involved.
Mike- apparently so!
Ben-our coffee nights aren't for the faint of heart or stomach.
Slyde- but you'd burn off the calories either way.
Bruce- it's definately an odd ponder you can't help but think about.
Amber- I think any table near ours should have been given a NC-18 warning in advance.
Joker-our crews would have a lot of fun/gross convos together.
Kelsey- agreed, I think we run in similar circles.
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